April 21.
oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god!!!!
what happened to my summer vaca??!!
the last thing i remember before closing my eyes to catch some Zs is that school [thank God!] was over and done with. and i was on cloud nine. then, BAM!!!
i woke up and it was exactly 30 days later.
WTF?!
where did my whole month go???????!!
that friggin' sleep should have been worth it if i hadn't been sleepwalking without my knowing it! geez! how weird was that!
i had been floating through all those days that went by without accomplishing or even doing anything!
god, how effin' frustrating!
ugh.
now i REALLY have to kick it up a notch and catch up as fast as i can with every single dang thing that i got on mi list for this summer.
daaaaang.
and i had high hopes summer would be fun and restFUL. so much for hoping.
it's like when a kid gets told his dear ol' santi claus isn't well worth the wait that fateful eve coz he ain't a comin.
it cuts deep, mann.
well, suck it up, S!
time bends for no one.
not even for a gorgeous, drool-worthy being like you. *cough* [ROFL! hahaha]
kidding aside, i really have to wake up tho.
the clock is ticking and my time's almost up.
gotta jet.
see ya till my next post. :)
fyi, i don't get any sleep AT ALL.
really don't have any effin' idea why my insomnia started going back to being THIS annoying.
ugh.
whatever.
ohnoes!!!!
Randomness.
You like eating cream cheese on a spoon
You like to jump in cold pool water before anybody gets in
You run around your house for no reason
You tell everybody to eat your chicken (LOL)
You like the letter J
You have switched names with someone and made believe that it was your real name
You laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason
You have wondered why flowers are usually on tissue boxes
You have wondered why the dollar tree has tax
You randomly change the subject out of nowhere
You get excited when you see a squirrel with in 2 feet of where you are standing
You are scared of something that people are usually not scared of
You have wondered where people got the name for ``paper towel`` from
You have put glue on the palms of your hands because you like to peel it off
You have wanted to die your hair exotic colors before
You like the feeling of flour :))
You think fish are nerds
You love tying your shoes [before]
You play with other peoples faces when you are bored [MY ultimate fave! LOL]
You get hyper from doing nothing most of the time
You take a double look at shiny things
You think you can win every competition there is.
You have made up your own word before and made everyone think that it actually was a word [did this when i was biologically 10years old. LOL!]
You are attracted to the sound of tapping pencils
When you hear someone say something funny you laugh for a long time then tell them to say it again [LMAO!! :D]
You like to mimic people when they don`t know it [it's a curse. LOL]
*got this from mianonymous*
Emmegawd.
This has really been one heck of a week.
i have all the time in the world yet my whole awesmumness[LOL Ü] just can't bring itself to go online [and do what i do most of the time]..but WHY????! ..i dunno what happened. i felt like all my energy just got sucked out of me. and by what? I DON"T KNOW! that's what really bugs me. what did i do to lose all that energy? where did all of that awesummness go? [LOL for the loss of a better term. Ü]
GAH!!!!
i am really ticked off. i feel so . . . ugh. weird. in a rotten tomatoes kind of way. blech. well, i just have to suck it up and try ever so hard to lift up my mood.
*thinking* hmm.. maybe it's PMS... nah. i don't get that. harhar. *
or maybe i'm just THIS bored.
well, gotta cheer miself up. i've got a job interview tomorrow. prolly.. LOL Ü
ta-ta for now. best of luck to yuz lives. Ü
ciao! ^^
Go Burn.
I don't really know how to tell you this but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car
and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful I've felt.
I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.
You should also know that I always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,
-Okeihs -
hahahaha!!
had fun reading this from *a multiply user..
i just HAD to repost this. haha
feel free to repost. just comment first.
so i could read yours (and laugh aloud) too! :D
thanks! :)
---------------------------------------------------
Do it like this:
Dear (the last person that you textmessaged/IMed.)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - You're a loser
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Our horoscopes don't match
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
The Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfit
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
**got this from mianonymous
Posts
